Bad jokes
> These are dumb, you shouldn't read them.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Wherever you left him.
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why does Norway put bar codes on all it's ships?
So they can Scandinavian.
How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it.
What do you call a dwarf psychic that escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
I went bobsleighing the other day...
Killed 250 bobs!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.